Ta DA! It's PLUMBER MAN!

Down to the dungeons, to visit the dragons.
Down the stairs we go...

Stomp....

Stomp....

Stomp....

SPLASH...... "Son of a BLEEEEP.... that can't be good!"

Open up the vault to find.... precious Pennsylvania well water running from the well control switch, bypassing the overwhelmed and defeated looking dehumidifier and creeping it's way towards freedom via the back door.

Oh! I say! It must be time for...
PLUMBER MAN!! Da ta da DA!!
Faster than a speeding gusher!
Stronger than a corroded 1/4 NPT fitting!
Crankier than a 10 year old when the power fails!

No pipe is safe, no valve is too idiot proof, for PLUMBER MAN.
Keeping home supply staff laughing for hours, Plumber Man
drives back and forth buying one busted part at a time as he
bravely attempts to salvage his pride. Snapping off fittings at every turn,
Plumber Man makes one more mad dash as the store closes....
Straining the wet vac at the seams, Plumber Man plugs away
at the water ways of household life till once again, it barely leaks at all!

"Honey, if one more freakin thing leaks in this house, I'm selling
it to the gypsies and going to live in the cabin!"