In a shocking trend taking everyone by surprise, Progressive and Liberal Democrats are now reporting their grudging acceptance of Mrs. Clinton.
Former Dean supporters and other party centrists are warming to the idea of a candidate who's finally promising a real sharing of the wealth in exchange for a few measly votes.
Says one New Hampshire politico: "We sort of lost direction after the Communist party was overrun by the Democrats, and Dean fell prey to the Republican conspiracy, but now Former President Clinton's wife is looking like our kind of candidate!"
Fueling the amazing turnaround is Mrs Clinton's campaign promise to take money away from those who don't vote for her, and give it to those who do. While this has been a plank in the Democrat platform for generations, only Mrs Clinton has had the fortitude to make it the centerpiece of her campaign.
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