" I see your evil authoritarian gaze, and I counter it
with my talisman of mandatory joy! You can not punish
me for any transgression, for I am a cute little blond child
and it is the Christmas season! Behold my power, and
tremble with fear, for I know where the big dog secretly
poops in the yard, and I also know where you put your shoes!"
2 comments:
OH that is perfect. . .
like some un-named redheaded cherub who when asked by the pastor in church at Christmas if "your Mommy bought you that pretty dress" replied.
"yes! and she said it's a bitch to iron"
LOL!
Precious!
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