Wonder if they found any monkeys?

The TSA is now searching bus riders in the Indy area.

I wonder if this is a strange bureaucratic way of
taking the heat off because they clean missed
a monkey under some schmucks hat at the Miami airport?

The TSA reduced my wife to tears over bringing a 6oz
rain stick onto a plane, but they can't find a live monkey.
I guess it was because they were busy harassing mothers
and babies and such, and the schmuck was bright enough
not to hide the monkey in his shoes.

Now they are searching bus passengers in a major city.

Guess we should count it as lucky they were able to identify
it as a bus stop, with actual buses and everything.