Friday, November 2, 2007

I may have to vote for Hillary Clinton....... Damn.

I have long held the belief that, considering our past few decades of leadership, we might as well randomly kidnap people off the street and force them to be presidents and senators. They couldn't do any worse, and there's at least a chance of running into a decent human being by random selection, unlike what the election process gives us.

In other words, I am in favor of putting totally unskilled and inexperienced people into office.

In OTHER other words, I am favor of putting Hillary Clinton into office....

Damn Damn DAMN...... I gotta go wash my hands now, after typing that.

Lets face it.... when it comes to lack of experience and skill, she trumps the field:

  • Her only political job has been as a very junior Senator for a handful of years, and as a carpet bagger at that.
  • She's been an attorney, but one so pathetic she can't recall who she worked for and who she billed hours to, even when faced with the bills.
  • She has been put in charge of only one policy matter in her life (health care) and turned that into a Cluster $#@! with amazing speed.
  • Her main job since she's been married has been to sew her husbands fly shut and hunt down the victims when it sprang open.
  • She's never owned a business, met a payroll, balanced a budget, or run anything larger than a rigged trading account.
  • She's never led anything but her and her husbands election campaigns.
Lets fact it.... when it comes to totally unskilled and inexperienced for the job, Hillary Clinton is everything I ever wanted in a candidate.

Damn.

4 comments:

LBJ said...

I posted a comment about Hillary on "Snowflakes in Hell" and it's now the quote of the day all over the web. tee hee.

Carteach said...

I heard!

Thats what started me thinking about her. I usually try not to.....
Just like I try not to ram sharp objects into my eyes.

Arcadia Iris said...

I got up this morning and made a very tasty, very healthy, milkshake with fresh fruit in it. This post made me giggle so hard I had to clean up the milkshake.

Sometimes, when one has an insane thought, maybe it's not such a good idea to follow that thought to it's logical conclusion. Friends don't let friends vote Clinton.

Carteach said...

I just read this again..

And it still makes me feel dirty, and not in a good way.

I think I'll go wash my skull out with bourbon.