Sunday, January 27, 2008

Sunday Food Pron.... if you dare


Sunday morning food porn... not for the weak of heart.

Start with the simple... really good quality smoked ham steaks. I do nothing with them. Just plop them in the cast iron pan and thrust them in the oven. Trust the smoker to make it taste good....


The mushrooms... different story. In a cast iron pan I melted too much good butter, in which I toasted one garlic clove, cut in half. Once the garlic was golden... I fished it out, leaving a heavenly garlic butter.
The sliced portabellos went in, with kosher salt and fresh ground pepper.
Saute till browned, then flip.... just done, no more. Still some texture, but tender and browned. The mushrooms soaked up every last bit of the butter.

In the same pan, more butter, then chopped mushrooms. Saute till browned, then in go scrambled eggs, salt, pepper, and a bit of parma cheese. Stir once. Cook till starting to set, then into the oven to brown on top.

The bread.... ah... that is special.
It's crusty sourdough, slice thick. Tangy and rich, each slice a meal in itself.

I got up early and made the spread. Two stick of butter, melted in the pan. Once the butter was bubbling, I melted a bunch of smoked gouda cheese into it. Then four cloves of crushed and chopped garlic.

Let it cook a few moments, then a small handful of fresh grated parma goes in. Stir steadily as it cools, and it will become thick and smooth as the cheese melts and the proteins link up.
Grind in more fresh pepper as it's stirred. later, after it cools a while, spoon the garlic butter spread on the bread slices, heavy. Let it soak in.

When all else is finished, the eggs set and browned, the ham in it's glory, broil the bread till golden brown and delicious. I sit on the floor in front of the oven, door open.. watching it brown.

The bread is best served just as it stops bubbling from the broiler.

Plate.... and eat.....

Oh my!

(I prefer sunny side eggs, but I'm cooking for others today)

9 comments:

Jean said...

goodness! You are a man after my own heart and stomach. Garlic is one of the main food groups, right?

Carteach said...

Yes Jean, along with meat and chocolate. And whatever else I can't recall loving after eating most of what was on that plate.

Feeling rather oinkerish at the moment.

I said once before... if a woman wore roast garlic as perfume, I'd follow her around like a lost puppy. :)

LBJ said...

you had to go and start this. . the glove is down. . eggs are scrambing. . Dueling breakfasts begin. :-)

Carteach said...

No fair Lin... you resorted to gravy... and sausage! Thats like declaring full nuke on breakfast!

LBJ said...

"War is a conflict of great interests which is settled by gravy, and only in that is it different from others."
- Karl von Clausewitz

OK. . maybe he didn't use the word GRAVY. :-)

phlegmfatale said...

oh my goodness - that looks SO good!

Jean said...

You mean I've been spending all that money on Chanel, for nothing??

Carteach said...

Jean.... who would you rather have follow you around? Someone who likes the smell of imaginary flowery things... or someone like me?

Wait... don't answer that. Being followed by either would be frightening.

Jean said...

hehehehe...