What. does that mean you failed to seamlessly customize interdependent products so that you may professionally build value-added paradigms while maintaining the highest standards today?
What kind of pointless administrator are you? hee hee.
I am still trying to get my head around our new ISO concept that I must refer to the people whom I whack with the big legal stick as "customers".
Lin... I walked in... and there were brand new 'baby poop green' leather swivel chairs with high backs and five way adjustable seats, each having at least four inches of padding for tie wearing lard butts.
There were also a gaggle of tie wearing lard butts using said chairs.
I almost choked on my coffee with laughter. Covered by coughing up some breakfast.
Once again, I sat in the back, and once again the meeting director kept asking my opinions. He said I was being 'unusually quiet'. I replied that we had spent 20 minutes of a 90 minute meeting deciding how long to talk about each topic, and I thought some verbal reclusion on my part was in the public interest.
I changed the name of this blog to reflect the changes in my life. I've given it a good shaking out (my life that is) and beaten the dust off. In doing so I've discovered that life is worth living again, and I intend to do so!
With the change in my life, comes a change in this blog. Once named 'Mal-Fits', meaning it was built of the small bits that didn't fit anyplace else, it's now going to follow my journey through life.
This blog has also gone private. I've decided I wish more freedom in what I say.... and more say in who shares it. Thus, 'the tribe' as Phlegm so well titled them, are welcome. In reading this now, you are invited to suggest anyone you might like to have here with us. Just E-mail me with their name and address, or ask them to if they wish. My E-mail is: artwelling1@gmail.com
Out of darkness, comes light. Thus my new life begins.
6 comments:
I'll take, "Pointless Administrative Bullshit" for $500, Alex!
What. does that mean you failed to seamlessly customize interdependent products so that you may professionally build value-added paradigms while maintaining the highest standards today?
What kind of pointless administrator are you? hee hee.
I am still trying to get my head around our new ISO concept that I must refer to the people whom I whack with the big legal stick as "customers".
Cranky.... that would be correct.
An extra $500 if you can define "Vision statement"...... without profanity, as I failed to do.
Lin... I walked in... and there were brand new 'baby poop green' leather swivel chairs with high backs and five way adjustable seats, each having at least four inches of padding for tie wearing lard butts.
There were also a gaggle of tie wearing lard butts using said chairs.
I almost choked on my coffee with laughter. Covered by coughing up some breakfast.
Once again, I sat in the back, and once again the meeting director kept asking my opinions. He said I was being 'unusually quiet'. I replied that we had spent 20 minutes of a 90 minute meeting deciding how long to talk about each topic, and I thought some verbal reclusion on my part was in the public interest.
Blink.....
Blink.....
That's OK -- the Dean decided that "meeting" was a negatively-charged word.
Now we have "hubs of understanding."
GAG!
Thats fine, as long as I can leave my 'food residue contribution' on his shoes before I leave.
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